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| I have been farting so much recently. Hopefully, the unbareable stench will cause everyone to leave me alone. | | |
| You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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| Mister Lapsley (23:00:30): georg
Fr34kzi11a (23:00:43): chris
Mister Lapsley (23:02:01): allow me to ask a question to you of stimulating nature to both mind and body. A question that's very answer could make or break my college career. A question that you and you alone can answer
Mister Lapsley (23:02:20): A question that is so significant that the world awaits the answer with baited breath
Fr34kzi11a (23:02:20): I accept your challenge.
Mister Lapsley (23:02:42): Georg, how long does the battery on your iPod last?
Fr34kzi11a (23:03:12): Christopher, I do believe the particular battery on my iPod will last for quite a long time indeed.
Mister Lapsley (23:03:28): Dearest Georg, this is not the answer I was hoping for
Mister Lapsley (23:04:15): for, you see, the battery on my particular iPod (MP3 player. It plays songs) drops battery power in what seems to be a very fast manner
Fr34kzi11a (23:04:39): My darling Christopher, you must simply remember to charge your iPod every night.
Fr34kzi11a (23:04:44): I believe it may last a few hours.
Mister Lapsley (23:05:03): I do charge. Oh boy do i charge, Fair Georg.
Mister Lapsley (23:05:16): Maybe I just use it more than i realize, good sir.
Fr34kzi11a (23:05:30): Quite possibly.
Mister Lapsley (23:06:57): But, it seems to go from full to 3 / 4 of it's potential energy (K) quicker than I would like. Perhaps it was due to my breaking off the initial charging faster than I should have. now, mind you, my dearest technical advisor, that I'm not sure if I cut it off too soon. I'm just assuming.
Fr34kzi11a (23:08:02): Quite an assumption, but we all know, my dear dear friend, what happens when you assume.
Mister Lapsley (23:08:49): yes, yes. unfortunately we all know.
Mister Lapsley (23:08:53): but, perhaps...
Mister Lapsley (23:08:57): no, it couldn't be
Mister Lapsley (23:10:28): perhaps...neither of us are asses? | | |
| I just sent out an email to people about my past year. if you wish to get it, ask me at clapsley@comcast.net. | | |
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